Teacher
Student walks down a corridor and comes to a door. She opens the door and walks inside. She has pieces of paper in her hand. She closes the door behind her and walks over to a desk. Teacher is sat behind a desk and is asleep. The student taps the teacher on the leg, he wakes up abruptly.
Teacher: I’m not an alcoholic (he shouts this as he wakes up).
Student: I’ve got the essay you wanted (she hands him the pieces of paper, happy with herself).
Teacher: Just put it over there. (He says it in a dull tone)
She puts the paper on the desk and starts to walk away.
Student: Right, thanks sir (she walk away).
Teacher picks up the paper and throws it in the bin.
Teacher: I didn’t want it anyway.